We all
have those crazy people in our towns. Which crazy people you ask?
You know damn well which ones! There used to be a guy in Santa
Cruz, CA that everyone called "Butt Dance Man" cause that's
what he did. He stood on the street corner and did his
"butt-dance"...every day...all day. These are the people
that defy all attempts to understand their actions. These are the
ones that the high school jocks like to throw bottles at as they speed
by in their Camaro. We all have them, and it's fun to laugh.
But what
if we didn't laugh. What if someone took a stand and decided to
make a film that almost celebrated these nuts? What if we took a
look at life from their point of view instead! Sounds great
doesn't it? Well, it's not. It's not even that good
actually. Really...it's pretty bad. Townies is that
movie...and I'm sorry.
I
have seen a lot of Tempe releases lately...and they have all surprised
me by being much better than I was expecting. It seemed that
each and every one has some quality that sets it apart from the other
B releases that are popping up these days. Perhaps it is the
fact that this release is from Lurid Entertainment, the people who
brought us Killer Nerd and Bride of Killer Nerd.
Now both these movies were great entertainment, but neither one tried
to make any sort of statement, or be an art piece. They were
merely low-quality, low-budget films made for enjoyment.
Not so
with Townies. The choice to film in black and white is
either a homage to Tod Browning's classic Freaks, or it is a vain
attempt to lend credibility to a basic work (i.e. Shindler's List...lots
of holocaust movies never got recognized because they didn't film in
black and white! ahh it could have been so easy). Even worse
though is the blurry lines of where this film is going. Is it
making fun of the nuts or is it actually trying to show a sympathetic
side. I am not exactly sure WHAT the point of Townies
was...but I'll try my best to let you know what it is about.
Schlarb,
Ohio is a buttfuck little town inhabited it seems solely by white
trash or nutjobs. Our cast of characters is meant to be freakish,
but never really delivers anyone truly disturbed...with the exception
maybe of Dickie. The Clapper apparently thinks he can
make things happen by clapping his hands, however I'm not sure cause
he only displays this "freakish" behavior once through the
whole film; Pricey is an innocent, child-minded girl who is
mute for no reason (at least that we are told) and has a grandfather
that loves his pet squirrels...until he cooks them for her dinner;
The Licker apparently likes to taste random objects he encounters,
but this also plays no real importance; Crazy Connie who is
quite possibly the most sane of them all; and Dickie who
has a fascination with rooting through garbage cans and an even deeper
fascination with the dead girl he finds inside a dumpster.
There are
two town bullies who enjoy tormenting the freaks by driving them into
the middle of nowhere or by trying to persuade them to do irresponsible
things. They even go so far as to beat on of the townies up.
This gives the movie a chance to show the pain or suffering of being
abnormal or different, but instead drops the ball and simply lets one of
the townies (some sort of Shaolin Monk/escaped lunatic hybrid) beat them
up back! Hah, street justice!
There
are however only two real stories to follow here, one is dumpster-diver
Dickie's adventures with his new girlfriend corpse and the other has
something to do with Pricey and the fact that she loves a doll and
when the doll is taken she steals her friends child to replace it
and I wouldn't have known that was what happened had the box not said
it...>gasp< Overall, Townies really leaves you
with a sense of "what just happened here, and why again am I
to care?" Also there are a ton of movies that were filmed
on video that don't really look it; not so here...it looks every inch
of it.
I don't
know exactly why I didn't enjoy this movie...it's hard to say for sure.
Give this one a try if you really must explore every facet of low budget
movie making, but if you are content only watching decent movies go
ahead and take a rain check on this one.
-aaron-
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Directed by:
Wayne Alan
Harold
Written
By:
Wayne Alan
Harold
Cast:
Toby
Radloff
Lori
Scarlett
Shane
Koltnow
Michelle
Sibits
Jay
Geldhof
P.
Craig Russell
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DVD
Features:
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Widescreen 16:9 Enhanced Transfer
Dolby Digital 5.1 surround mix
Commentary With Director Wayne Alan Harold, and Stars Radloff, Russell
and Geldhof
Outtakes and Behind the Sceens
"Toby
Radloff, Genuine Nerd" Interview
Toby
Radloff Web Segments
Original
Trailer
"Payback
Is A Bitch" Short Film
Aberration
Boulevard Preview
Production
Still Gallery
Tempe
DVD Trailers
Collector's
Insert
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