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Townies - Remastered Special Edition

1997

Tempe Video

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We all have those crazy people in our towns.  Which crazy people you ask?  You know damn well which ones!  There used to be a guy in Santa Cruz, CA that everyone called "Butt Dance Man" cause that's what he did.  He stood on the street corner and did his "butt-dance"...every day...all day.  These are the people that defy all attempts to understand their actions.  These are the ones that the high school jocks like to throw bottles at as they speed by in their Camaro.  We all have them, and it's fun to laugh.

 

But what if we didn't laugh.  What if someone took a stand and decided to make a film that almost celebrated these nuts?  What if we took a look at life from their point of view instead!  Sounds great doesn't it?  Well, it's not.  It's not even that good actually.  Really...it's pretty bad.  Townies is that movie...and I'm sorry.

 

I have seen a lot of Tempe releases lately...and they have all surprised me by being much better than I was expecting.  It seemed that each and every one has some quality that sets it apart from the other B releases that are popping up these days.  Perhaps it is the fact that this release is from Lurid Entertainment, the people who brought us Killer Nerd and Bride of Killer Nerd.  Now both these movies were great entertainment, but neither one tried to make any sort of statement, or be an art piece.  They were merely low-quality, low-budget films made for enjoyment. 

 

Not so with Townies.  The choice to film in black and white is either a homage to Tod Browning's classic Freaks, or it is a vain attempt to lend credibility to a basic work (i.e. Shindler's List...lots of holocaust movies never got recognized because they didn't film in black and white! ahh it could have been so easy).  Even worse though is the blurry lines of where this film is going.  Is it making fun of the nuts or is it actually trying to show a sympathetic side.  I am not exactly sure WHAT the point of Townies was...but I'll try my best to let you know what it is about.

 

Schlarb, Ohio is a buttfuck little town inhabited it seems solely by white trash or nutjobs.  Our cast of characters is meant to be freakish, but never really delivers anyone truly disturbed...with the exception maybe of Dickie.  The Clapper apparently thinks he can make things happen by clapping his hands, however I'm not sure cause he only displays this "freakish" behavior once through the whole film; Pricey is an innocent, child-minded girl who is mute for no reason (at least that we are told) and has a grandfather that loves his pet squirrels...until he cooks them for her dinner; The Licker apparently likes to taste random objects he encounters, but this also plays no real importance; Crazy Connie who is quite possibly the most sane of them all; and Dickie who has a fascination with rooting through garbage cans and an even deeper fascination with the dead girl he finds inside a dumpster.

 

There are two town bullies who enjoy tormenting the freaks by driving them into the middle of nowhere or by trying to persuade them to do irresponsible things.  They even go so far as to beat on of the townies up.  This gives the movie a chance to show the pain or suffering of being abnormal or different, but instead drops the ball and simply lets one of the townies (some sort of Shaolin Monk/escaped lunatic hybrid) beat them up back!  Hah, street justice!

 

There are however only two real stories to follow here, one is dumpster-diver Dickie's adventures with his new girlfriend corpse and the other has something to do with Pricey and the fact that she loves a doll and when the doll is taken she steals her friends child to replace it and I wouldn't have known that was what happened had the box not said it...>gasp<  Overall, Townies really leaves you with a sense of "what just happened here, and why again am I to care?"  Also there are a ton of movies that were filmed on video that don't really look it; not so here...it looks every inch of it.

 

I don't know exactly why I didn't enjoy this movie...it's hard to say for sure.  Give this one a try if you really must explore every facet of low budget movie making, but if you are content only watching decent movies go ahead and take a rain check on this one.

 

-aaron-
 

Directed by:

Wayne Alan Harold

 

Written By:

Wayne Alan Harold

 

Cast:

Toby Radloff

Lori Scarlett

Shane Koltnow

Michelle Sibits

Jay Geldhof

P. Craig Russell

 

DVD Features:

Widescreen 16:9 Enhanced Transfer
Dolby Digital 5.1 surround mix
Commentary With Director Wayne Alan Harold, and Stars Radloff, Russell and Geldhof
Outtakes and Behind the Sceens

"Toby Radloff, Genuine Nerd" Interview

Toby Radloff Web Segments

Original Trailer

"Payback Is A Bitch" Short Film

Aberration Boulevard Preview

Production Still Gallery

Tempe DVD Trailers

Collector's Insert

 


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