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Everyone has
at least one movie that they can relate to almost completely. For some,
it might just be the overall message that the film conveys, for others
it might be the characters, but every so often there is a film where it
ends up being just about everything that can be understood. Clerks,
Kevin Smiths debut film, is one such film. Almost everyone has been in a
position of serving the public in some way or another. It could have
been at the local convenience of grocery store, maybe it's on the other
end of the phone for tech support or customer service, but more than
anything, Clerks embodies those feeling of frustration that all
of us in the industry have felt at one point or another, plus of course,
the film is more than just that.
It's hard to believe, but it was 10 years ago that the film was first
released. I know that there are many die-hard Smith fans out there that
keep hoping for a box set of a certain collection of films (Clerks,
Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, and Jay and Silent
Bob Strikes Back) but folks, this is never going to happen. Why, you
might be wondering? It's simple: not all of the films were released by
the same company, and short of the films becoming free domain and all
getting picked up by one company, the promise of a complete collection
is nothing more than a fantasy. However, there is one thing that might
be the next best thing, and that's the 10th Anniversary Edition of
Clerks, a new three disc set that's chock full of bonus material
that any fan of the film is going to want to own.
Filmed with relatively no budget, something that is very promising for
any director (just take a look at Peter Jackson's Bad Taste for
example), Clerks, in case you didn't already know, puts your
average clerk in the spotlight. The film begins by following Dante, a
register jockey at the local Quick Stop Minute Mart who has been called
in to cover a shift for a worker who won't be there, even though he's
closed the night before, and he's not even supposed to be there. It
might sound like a very basic, perhaps even boring, premise for a film,
but what Smith does is looks at the genuine comedy that can happen in
what may be the most mundane of environments.
Where the humor comes in however is in the overall conversations. Dante
and his friend and "co-worker" Randal, who happens to work next door at
a lowbrow video store, have dialogs that are nothing less of hilarious.
This covers everything from the theory that in Return of the Jedi, it
was contract workers who were hired on to build the new Death Star and
were then killed because of an upstart group (thus meaning the Rebel
Alliance took hundreds of innocent lives) down to the prospect of a man
performing fellatio on himself. Again, it sounds mundane, but it works.
And then there are the customers. Working in the field of customer
service (for pre-paid calling cards nonetheless) I can relate to this
all too well. Let me just say for those of you who are still desperately
clinging to the concept that "the customer is always right," those days
are long gone. They only think they are right, and I can't tell you the
amount of times on my end where I deal with customers that never
misdial, never input wrong information, have had calling cards hidden by
ghosts (true story), and just about every other excuse under the sun. At
some point, society became perfect it seems, but I never got the memo on
that one. Clerks looks at these customers, from those that ask
completely stupid questions to those that have the answer right in front
of them, and anyone who has been on any end of the industry can relate.
The film brings up one of the most universal concepts as well: this job
wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the customers.
Clerks is essentially a comedy that isn't too far-fetched and is just as
real as anything else. It might lack the outlandish situations, save
perhaps for a bit necrophilia, but overall, it's a film that you can
look at and think that it could happen, and for some of us, maybe it
has. Relationships are looked at as well, but in a humorous light, such
as Dante's discovery that his current girlfriend, Veronica, might bring
him lasagna for lunch, but has also performed oral sex on no less that
36 different guys, or 37 if you include him. It's one of those hilarious
conversations in film history, and one that most have heard in at least
one from, though it may not have always involved so many phalluses.
This 10th anniversary edition however goes far beyond just having the
film itself. Again, there are a total of three discs here. The first is
the film itself is the theatrical version of the film that includes
extras such as promo clips that aired on MTV, featuring Jay and Silent
Bob of course, to promote the film. The original auditions are included,
a music video, the theatrical trailer, and even a deleted scene. There
is also a commentary track recorded back in 1995 featuring just about
every member of the cast.
The second disc is the first cut of the film, which features a new
commentary track with Kevin Smith, Mos, Jeff, Brian, and Mewes. This
version of the film is also the first cut, not the final one that was
seen theatrically. Like most rough cuts or even directors cuts (this
coming to mind having recently seen the directors cut of Donnie Darko)
the film has some things that really should have been left out as well
as things that might have been nice to include. Of course, this always
comes down to the fans and opinions are always going to be different, so
for this one, I'm taking the middle ground.
The third and final disc is all extra material, something that seems to
be starting to become more and more the norm with special editions or
anniversary editions of movies, and honestly, something that I wouldn't
mind seeing more of. These extras included everything from a look at
Kevin Smith's original journals when the film was being made to reviews
of the film and even a Q&A about the film 10 years later. There
are documentaries about the making of Clerks,
and excerpt from "Learning from Low-Budget", something that I would urge
those wanting to make a film but lack the funds to take a look at, a
look at some of the things from the Sundance Film festival, and plenty
more. No matter how many times you've seen the film, even if you can
quote it backwards and forwards, the bonus material is reason enough to
buy the DVD yet again.
This is probably the ultimate edition of the film for any fan of
Clerks to purchase. Those of you still holding out for a set of all
the film, I'd urge you to just give that up and run out and pick this
version up. I don't say this too often, but just don't suck any dicks
along the way.
-mike-
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Directed
By:
Kevin Smith
Written By:
Kevin Smith
Cast:
Brain O'Halloran
Jeff Anderson
Marilyn Ghigliotti
Lisa Spoonhauer
Jason Mewes
Kevin Smtih |
DVD
Features:
Disc 1: Theatrical Version
Feature Commentary Circa '95
Clerks: The Lost Scene
The Flying Car
MTV Spots with Jay and Silent Bob
Music Video
Clerks Restoration Intos
Original Clerks Auditions
Disc 2: Original Cut
Feature Commentary
Disc 3: Snowball Effect: The Making of Clerks
10th Anniversary Q&A
Outtakes from "Snowball Effect"
Still Photo Gallery
Original Kevin Smith Journals
Articles & Reviews
and much more
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